This took longer to make than it should have. Originally wanted to make it work more like the song, but that would be 79 choices, which felt like maybe a bit too much? So instead decided to just randomly come up with silly stand-ins for the lyrics not really following the growing number instead and trim the pool way down from like 120 originally. But whatever, it’s all silly fun and I suck at image editing lol. Happy Holidays.

  • Gruelly4@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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    23 days ago

    True Love: Deborah Ann Woll

    First Day Orgy: Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh, Brie Larson

    Second Day Titty Fuckings: Sydney Sweeney, Hailee Steinfeld

    Third Day Handies: Ana de Armas, Padma Lakshmi

    Fourth Day Throat Fucks: Deborah Ann Woll, Jessica Nigri

    Fifth Day Hard Face Fuck: Karen Gillan

    Sixth Day Cow Girling: Florence Pugh, Deborah Ann Woll

    Seventh Day Tender Missionary: Emma Watson

    Eighth Day Prone Boning: Jewel Staite, JOey King

    Ninth Day Rough Doggy: Taylor Swift

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    Twelth Day Keepers

    1. Deborah Ann Woll

    2. Taylor Swift

    3. Florence Pugh

    4. Scarlett Johansson

    5. Emma Watson

    6. Brie Larson

    7. Padma Lakshmi

    8. Hailee Steinfeld

    9. Karen Gillan

    10. Sydney Sweeney

    11. Ana de Armas

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