This took longer to make than it should have. Originally wanted to make it work more like the song, but that would be 79 choices, which felt like maybe a bit too much? So instead decided to just randomly come up with silly stand-ins for the lyrics not really following the growing number instead and trim the pool way down from like 120 originally. But whatever, it’s all silly fun and I suck at image editing lol. Happy Holidays.

  • tarn_rep@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    3·
    22 days ago

    My one true love: Billie Eilish

    1. 3 for an orgy: Brie Larson, Lili Reinhart, Melissa Rauch
    2. 2 tittyfucks: Kat Dennings, Viola Bailey
    3. 3 handjobs: Eva Green, Jessica Chastain, Padma Lakshmi
    4. 2 deep blow jobs: Anya Taylor-Joy, Scarlett Johansson
    5. 1 hard face fuck: Brooke Monk
    6. 2 cow girls riding: Hayley Atwell, Salma Hayek
    7. 3 tender missionary: Emma Watson, Hailee Steinfeld, Sophie Turner
    8. 2 prone-boned: Ana de Armas, Elizabeth Olsen
    9. 1 rough doggy style: Sydney Sweeney
    10. 3 anal full nelson: Lauren Phillips, Milana Vayntrub, Taylor Swift
    11. 3 for another orgy: Alicia Keys, Janelle Monáe, Rosario Dawson
    12. 12 to stay forever:
      1. Lili Reinhart
      1. Kat Dennings
      1. Eva Green
      1. Jessica Chastain
      1. Hailee Steinfeld
      1. Sophie Turner
      1. Sydney Sweeney
      1. Lauren Phillips
      1. Milana Vayntrub
      1. Alicia Keys
      1. Janelle Monáe
      1. Rosario Dawson
    • and, of course, my one true love, Billie Eilish