“Table for 26 please.”

“Uhh… there are only 13 of you? Are you expecting more?”

“Nah we all gonna sit on one side.”

They all budgeted for water and that asshole turned it all to wine.

Guy right next to the son of God: “But Jesus, I only had one!”

What’s up with the guy with the finger? That won’t be necessary sir.

Judas picked up the tab. Good guy. Not sure where he got the money but that’s probably not important.