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The Eye of Sauron would see the Brown Eye of Frodo.
Frodo does goatse.cx on Sauron.
For you young folks, here’s the Wikipedia
“sir, this is a Wendy’s” - Gandalf, after falling on hard times
Would Sauron just be distracted by random hobbit pellets plopping around the shire?
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Turns out, all @mizu6079@lemmy.world needed was the one ring.
“Sir, we meant questions about the job.”
Only slightly related. What would happen if it’s used as a cock ring? I don’t take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex, but what if it happened accidentally?
Asking for a friend
