That damned smile

Can I just request an amputation?

I’m glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them

The Cons could run anyone. It doesn’t matter. “Not Trudeau” will win the next election.

I can’t get high rn, I’ll freak out.

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

may

They can’t even stop their own guys sprinting off across the DMZ.

And I forgot it in another dream

You can’t just drop that little tidbit without some juicy details, man.

I grew up and learned that we were poor

Money talks

But it never tells you love is more important

That said, I’d probably be happier if I wasn’t living in a basement with a single window.

Hell

A couple of birth defects wouldn’t matter much if you’re walking around a penguin buffet. They’d be fine.

Well… No. Those cosmetics are part of the game. You should be able to unlock them through gameplay.

The gesture itself was nice, but the fact that he kept hard liquor in his desk to soothe employees at their breaking point was one symptom of the horrible culture at the company.

One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don’t work there anymore.

I’m a bird photography hobbyist and daily user of iNaturalist. I cannot overstate how great this site is. Everyone should check it out, its amazing to see what people are finding in your area.

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

What if, instead of leading humanity in a fight for survival against a diverse mix of alien races with complex social structures, he fought some apes on an otherwise uninhabited planet?

Give this man a lead writing credit.

Weren’t they one of the “build plastic engines and deny everyone’s warranty claims” ones with Kia and Hyundai?