so drop 'em if you got 'em

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
    161·
    6 months ago

    not nearly as bad as:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ducks.
    Ducks who?
    No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
        61·
        6 months ago

        I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

        Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

        • anon6789@lemmy.world
          4·
          6 months ago

          If it’s funny the first time, it’s gotta be funny the tenth time!

          I remember those times!

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
            21·
            6 months ago

            It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

            (Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

            • anon6789@lemmy.world
              1·
              6 months ago

              I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they’re in that phase!

    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
      3·
      6 months ago

      Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I’ve always said this as

      Knock, knock Who’s there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? … You can see where I’m going.

      I’m glad to see others have a funnier takes!