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Water pilled tbh
Yep
But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?
No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU
Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.
It’s the opposite for me I only know one person who drinks monster and would fit your criteria. All the others just look healthy.
Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don’t be angry, you’ll make friends eventually !
huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy
Does anyone know if Monster was founded by a Nazi or some other kind of questionable person? Red Bull was.
What a great reason to never support anything to do with red bull. The last thing we need is a second Murdoch…
Ah yes, Lewis Hamilton, the most kawaii of waifus.
Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.
I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.
Wouldn’t touch it, branded drinks are grim
UwU Monster
My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine
Red bull also jumped from space
Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos
Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters
https://youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH
Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.
Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”
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