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A horrible day to have eyes
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
What a horrible day to be able to read.
These people vote.
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t bug milk, it’s bug juice.
It’s a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.
it’s cold bug soup
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew
Bug Gazpacho
Cicadaspacho?
Ladybugspacho
mmmm beetlejuice
Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.
Whose name, Beetlejuice?
what did you say his name was?
Nope!
(Chuck Testa)
But when nuts do it then it’s milk. The double standards of milk smh
I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.
Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
That’s your body healing, just continue doing it
Classic carnivore advice
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…
Thanks, RFK
Nevah go that way!
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…that way leads straight to the castle…
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳
what a morning to have eyes
😵
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
