• Vilian@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    the end lmao

    btw artificial insemination still keep the person “virgin”?, if so, god may have did that i guess lol

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      9 months ago

      I’m very sorry, but the first thought that popped into my head is of Mary opening up, going “alright if you get it in this time it’s 50 points!”.
      “He shoots he scores!”

      I can’t imagine they’d have turkey basters in those days.

    • A lot of fun is had among Catholic teens who get sloppy with their outercourse, and boyfriend’s sperm navigates from the inner labia down through the canal and into the uterus.

      Then the girl and her doctor get to have giggles over an intact corona and an actively progressing pregnancy.