• Lord_ToRA@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    9 months ago

    Oh great Oracle. I have sold all my possessions and traveled for weeks for your guidance. How can I get over the loss of my wife and children?

    Oracle: *dabs then Naruto runs around the room*

    • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
      13·
      9 months ago

      O Oracle, why has there been a blight on my crops every year?

      Oacle: “Dicks out for Harambe”

  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
    4·
    9 months ago

    Oracle, I think my wife may be cheating on me. How should I deal with this?

    I’m a certified freak, seven days a week