PugJesus@kbin.social to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 9 months agoGames are too WOKE these days! [PS1 startup sound]media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1700arrow-down143
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minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoHalo: religious aliens ruin humanity’s fun as they kill each other.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoReligious Aliens are actually incredibly based, because they have launched a glorious crusade against the fascist chuds of the USMC who get caught with their pants down doing an ethnic cleansing of frontier planets in rebellion.
minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoThe USMC would get curbstomped by the UNSC marines though.
minus-squareshuzuko@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 months agoEspecially if you gave the UNSC two sticks and a rock. And Johnson. Can’t forget Johnson.
minus-squareHarbinger01173430@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoNow I wonder how many modern American tanks would be needed to scratch the paint of a scorpion xd
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Halo: religious aliens ruin humanity’s fun as they kill each other.
Religious Aliens are actually incredibly based, because they have launched a glorious crusade against the fascist chuds of the USMC who get caught with their pants down doing an ethnic cleansing of frontier planets in rebellion.
The USMC would get curbstomped by the UNSC marines though.
Especially if you gave the UNSC two sticks and a rock.
And Johnson. Can’t forget Johnson.
Now I wonder how many modern American tanks would be needed to scratch the paint of a scorpion xd