• DogPeePoo@lemm.eeEnglish
    6·
    8 months ago

    Got to be fake as ‘by Jim Cramer’ would mean Jim works for MarketWatch — a NewsCorp (Rupert Murdoch) entity which is a direct competitor to CNBC.

    This has to be a shit post unless Jim switched employers.

    (He didn’t)

    • maxxxxpower@lemmy.caOPEnglish
      61·
      8 months ago

      Yeah it was totally a shit post stolen from reddit…and I thought I added a smiley in the title.

      • DogPeePoo@lemm.eeEnglish
        3·
        8 months ago

        Yeah okay. My eyebrow raised as I do remember some trashbag “news” organization reporting negative losses a couple of quarters ago.

        I was like — oh their AI generated author is still broken… — then I read the ‘author’ and did the Brian Regan, “Wait just a second!” 😂

        You should probably title it as a shit post though.

        🍻

  • Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
    6·
    8 months ago

    Is this a joke? What investor is panicked that their investment might be profitable?

  • zcd@lemmy.caEnglish
    4·
    8 months ago

    This has to be the onion right? Scared of profitability?

  • Nomecks@lemmy.caEnglish
    27·
    8 months ago

    Glad to see people haven’t given up on this. Why bother getting massive gains in the AI and tech markets when you can agonize day after day about if one day you might actually get some money back!

    • AnimorphFan1996@lemmy.whynotdrs.orgEnglish
      1·
      8 months ago

      Since you’re making so much money on AI stocks, you don’t need to waste your time posting about GameStop. Just hire someone else to tell us to sell.

      • Nomecks@lemmy.caEnglish
        11·
        8 months ago

        This comes up in the new feed and I can’t help trying to save some others.

    • schackbrian@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      8 months ago

      Since you’re making so much money on AI stocks, you don’t need to waste your time posting about GameStop. Just hire someone else to tell us to sell!

      • Nomecks@lemmy.caEnglish
        21·
        8 months ago

        This comes up in the new feed and I can’t help trying to save some others.

      • Nomecks@lemmy.caEnglish
        11·
        8 months ago

        This comes up in the new feed and I can’t help trying to save some others.

    • Nomecks@lemmy.caEnglish
      14·
      8 months ago

      Whenever I get downvoted I remember that I sold my GME in early January and replaced it with Supermicro.