Mweevil genius

Artisinally shitty take

HAAHA

I fucking knew it

Black star seems inevitable. Otherwise it would be the only row with no black star. Also, it would complete the pattern of black star moving from 1st to 3rd position.

I know, I wasn’t happy with that guess either.

All l can find right now is a paper that suggests metaphorical understanding may be impaired in people with schizophrenia.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2215001318300477

In Tienanmen Square, somebody stood in front of the tanks.

“I cast that wish at level 9” I had to check the context to make sure that was a DnD thing and not some bizarre sovcit trend.

Thanks, I didn’t realise.

No idea. Aphantasia?

Me and my “French taco” with ham, harissa, frites, kebab, and a hamburger patty can attest to that.

Sorry weird fat dude from Calais, je suis réveillé a quatre heures because my kid couldn’t sleep and my brains are merde de chien.

Gaelige deserves to thrive.

My partner and I had a habit of treating merges as teamwork. Driver focuses on front, copilot looks back/sideways, and driver implicitly trusts when copilot says “go”. We were pretty slick with our merges.

To equivocate, we have since relocated to a city with good enough public transit that we were able to ditch our car entirely. Life is definitely better this way.

This is beyond memes. This is a severe deficit of metaphorical thinking. Mom might have like undiagnosed autism

Casually subversive poetry is hot

You hungry, buddy?

I live in another country from most of my friends and video calls frankly feel too much like a performance. A phone call is the highest emotional bandwidth way to catch up and feel close.

Even though we prefer calls, we still text ahead and make sure it’s a good time.

You’re totally fine, my night took a bit of a turn and I shifted from cuddly to sarcastic without fully realising it

Nobody told me that would be wrong so I just sorta went for it

I’m pretty sure I played mega man 2 a lot and stole a cat once. And I saw camcorder footage of me falling off a bike once.

See? That’s basically the whole thing. I’m fine.