🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞

🐕 National Puppy Day🐕

Disclaimer: Not together. That’s just wrong.

  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
    9·
    8 months ago

    How weird. Somebody keeps calling my hotel room phone and then hanging up the moment I answer. I can’t figure out how to unplug it but I put the ringer on mute. My balcony light also keeps getting turned on and off. I don’t like this. This is what happens in horror movies before some ghost tips the wardrobe over. It’s kinda cooked because I literally JUST turned my light off to go to sleep. Fuck off ghost I wanna sleep

    Edit: woah I can say I became an old man this weekend… I learnt how a stamp works, I’m being prank called by kids. Bloody brilliant

      • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
        2·
        8 months ago

        I have yet to do that, but I did once wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…

  • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone
    8·
    8 months ago

    Being sick sucks. I am still so snotty, I am literally a human snot block.

    It’s disgusting.

    I hope everyone has had a lovely day!

  • Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone
    7·
    8 months ago

    Feeling a bit low. Went to the gym which kinda helped. Decided not to go out and save my money for next weekend.

    Enjoy your evening everyone ❤️

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
    7·
    8 months ago

    Woke up with plans to go to flea market. Take the 92 tram, get off at Place Stephanie, walk down behind the Palaise de Justice, then down the little alley , et voila, je ici de Rue Haute et la Puce.

    oookaaay . I am not in that house or even country anymore 😵‍💫😂 Crazy dreams.

  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
    7·
    8 months ago

    Second last day in Adelaide, flying out tomorrow. Shit sleep again. Almost everybody got back pissed last night and I’m in a room that’s right in front of the elevator, so all night I was just hearing Bing Bong followed by 2 minutes of laughing followed by screaming teenagers yelling “cunt” more than even the most methed up far north Queensland bogans

    I’m at a yuppy weird cafe for breakfast today. Their menu says they’re a not for profit social enterprise cafe. Everything here is all sustainable, their bacon’s like fake but still real? It’s not vegan or vego, so it’s not facon, but it sure as hell is not actual bacon

    Decided to skip the opening plenary but I’ll get their just in time to talk at people

  • MeanElevator@aussie.zoneEnglish
    7·
    8 months ago

    Hike on Mt Macedon was disappointing as the track was closed due to back burning.

    It was gloriously wet and cold though, which was nice.

    Wife went shopping with daughter and they surprised me with a really nice top. Loving it.

    Got a new game, went out for dinner now just chilling and watching a stupid move whilst waiting for the edibles to kick in.

    Fat cat sleeping nearby.

    Hope everyone has a good evening and night.

      • MeanElevator@aussie.zoneEnglish
        2·
        8 months ago

        I’m glad this shit wasn’t a thing when I was younger. Right now its just a selfish buzz and helps me sleep.

    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
      5·
      8 months ago

      To market to market to buy a fat pig. A nice fat pig please, and a selection of weird and exotic fruits and vegetables. Some of the nice King Island butter too. Smoked eels if they have any. If there’s a secondhand book on watchmaking, then please get that. Here’s some money 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲. Keep the change, or give it to a homeless person or busker.

  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
    5·
    8 months ago

    I’ve finished talking at people. It didn’t go that well. I was meant to go second, but at the very last minute (23 seconds, to be exact), they told me the first woman was running late and that I had to go first. I managed to confuse the inclusion manager from a community service org and the engagement officer from Qlds version of dffh. Lots of ums and uhhs