How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

  • Teon@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    You have to completely unplug the sun. You can’t just walk in front of it Richard.
    FFS