Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

“Oj is dead”

“Oh”

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
    12·
    7 months ago

    I am masturbating to phone porn

    Friend text me “OJ is dead”

    I climax to the news of OJ’s death

    Am sorry OJ was accident

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
    9·
    7 months ago

    I was at the job

    Coworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone

    Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn’t say Thank You.

  • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    4·
    7 months ago

    Désolé pour mauvais français.

    J’étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.

    Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.

    Je m’en fou.