Yeah that’s a good point. That’s what I would call intelligent design. Take that, creationists!
The “shouldn’t” aspect is more directly applicable to different kinds of kinks or fetishes. Anyone who has experienced what the… uh [checks notes]… “fun button” has to offer will probably tell you that the whole situation is not a coincidence.
It shouldn’t turn me on? Then why is my fun button only directly accessible through the back door?
Yeah that’s a good point. That’s what I would call intelligent design. Take that, creationists!
The “shouldn’t” aspect is more directly applicable to different kinds of kinks or fetishes. Anyone who has experienced what the… uh [checks notes]… “fun button” has to offer will probably tell you that the whole situation is not a coincidence.
Or so I’ve heard… (they’ll buy that, right?)