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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Jesus once participated in a long distance race and came in second. Behind the goal line, he approached a bystander and asked when the other guy had arrived. The bystander said...

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Jesus once participated in a long distance race and came in second. Behind the goal line, he approached a bystander and asked when the other guy had arrived. The bystander said...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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I was expecting a second coming/coming in second joke!
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  I was expecting a John came forth or something. I’m happy with this :)
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I know it’s terrible, sorry :D

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