• The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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    6 months ago

    “Harley!”

    “Yes puddin?”

    “I need you to dress up as that Sailor Moon character from that Japanese cartoon show.”

    “Oh, you’ah so kinky puddin! Ah…Why do you want me to do that?”

    “Because I wish to place you on a throne of darkness surrounded by the skulls of our enemies and force Gotham to kneel before you and swear their allegiance to you.”

    “Oh puddin! The things you say get me all wobbly inside! But why the cahtoon costume?”

    “Harley!”

    “Yes puddin?”

    “JUST DO IT!!!”

    “Uhh… Ok puddin.”