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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread

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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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      how do they get out of their cars, they can’t open the doors

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        The first one has the windows open

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          2nd one’s still in there, you can see them (barely) through the tinted window.

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            I think that’s the car seat, or someone with a really wide head

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              That kinda looks like… SCP-173.

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                https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

                that seems to be about a blink monster. the closest I could find is

                https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1061

                but it’s not a great match

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                  I mean the “person” in the car, not the car itself.

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                    still not quite seeing it tbh

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      The second one is especially triggering since the parking lot seems otherwise empty. Like they just did it as a weird flex or something.

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      Now we know where all the carts should go

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      How did they go out of the car?

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        Trunk maybe?

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