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captain-price-unofficially posts an image of a brown liquid in a glass with a large spherical ice ball, an Uncrustables sandwich larger than the glass has been wedged on the rim.
sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of
ilovecats4ever replies:
Drop the recipe chief
ilovecats4ever replies:
fine I’ll do it myself
[in large text] Cruster’s Last Stand
- Bourbon
- SPHERICAL ice (important)
- Smuckers™ Unfuckable in your least favorite flavor
- put that shit in a cup
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You should point out in the text that they responded 15 days later, cause honestly that makes it was funnier
I don’t care what anyone says. Uncrustables are delicious. They have PBJ + honey ones!
Now dunk it in cold bourbon as you take each bite. Deeelishish and nutrishish!
It could just be a difference of the liquor, or color balance in the photo, but I think that first picture might be an Old Fashioned rather than just bourbon. It has that sort of reddish-purple tinge to it that you get from angostura bitters.
It does have tint. It’s a bit grainy to be sure, but I don’t see any condensation. It could be some fireball and big K, or it could be some brewed tea with Schmirinoff.
