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The Eldritch God of over eccentric suburban moms is somehow more terrifying than anything Lovecraft came up with.

bet seeing what it actually looks like won’t help either. I woke up in the emergency room and boy oh boy is that a jarring way to regain consciousness.

Sent this to the friends of mine who were aware that I had gotten out of the hospital that morning from a fall in the bathroom.

I get what you mean but there’s almost 6,000 exoplanets in NASA’s catalog so one imagines it isn’t as huge of a deal to find a new one as it would have been when say, Hubble was new. To that end it presumably happens often enough that you wouldn’t get the meme’s scenario of a 50 year career vet getting all spiteful because a kid beat him to the punch.

There a particular reason for the “humanity is doomed” remark or just being dramatic? I looked it up expecting some sort of privacy nightmare or micro transaction hell but I really don’t see any mentions of that, hell reviews seem pretty positive.

Once again reminded of the amount of shit I get for not running windows and therefore not being able to play specific games. It’s ok, I get to give my friends shit when their computers have trouble booting.

Well to that end chromium is still around and I’m sure there’s deshittified builds of that floating around too but it is going to quickly become harder to find not shitty browsers the way things are going over at Mozilla.

Well that’s a new top spot for offensive bumper stickers in my mind.

They’re still on my shit list for broadcasting my GPS location to my contact list which lead to stalking and violence. Wouldn’t trust them with anything even vaguely considered personal information.

Yeah that was the bulk of the concern everybody had when I woke up in the ER.

Don’t worry, not gruesome, like I said, I got the blood stains off:

Oh and we’ve got some drywall work to do because while I got the blood stains off (apparently made a bit of a mess after I got knocked unconscious), I also ripped the toilet paper holder off the wall and put a good hit in on the heater in the fall. Got pictures too if anybody ever thinks the infomercials about seniors falling were being overdramatic, I’m in my 20s.

The way that headline was worded I was hoping there was an actual fight between desk jockeys and wrench monkeys.

Literally just got out of the hospital from a fall in the bathroom the other day. Got to ride the wee woo wagon and everything and don’t remember any of it.

Edit: I’ve got two black eyes, what’ll probably be a forehead scar, and a very sore body.

Was chilling with some friends of friends the other week and operating systems came up and one guy said he ran Ubuntu (I’m on KDE Neon) so we started chatting about that and a guy in the back seat said “Hey, aren’t you guys supposed to be fighting?”.

Somebody asked where they could find me on social media the other day and my response was “strange places using fake names”. Eventually turned into me trying to pitch the fediverse but it kinda landed in much the way birds don’t.

I just got back from a concert and was extremely drunk when I drew that.

The amount of nonsense I’d use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.