I have some competition!

Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round…

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

As long as there’s a ketchup stain somewhere, it’s canonical.

Look, it’s simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?

I resemble that remark

We have even better solutions for them!

Yeah I’d find a way to cut and run if I got that kind of money. Torturing simulated rationalists is fun and all but there are better ways to be a god.

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

I think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE CAPITALISM ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don’t have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?

Temp containers in Firefox is the greatest extension ever.

I certainly find it aggravating!

She’s also into crypto

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

As a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

They saw it but didn’t internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I’m not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I’m not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

it’s more likely than you think! because if it’s at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.