Is it an acoustic remote?

Still would

That’s a family sized pizza. Everything else is enormous

Sic semper tyrannis

Slaps side of jet nozzle

“This bad boy can fit so many degrees of skin burn, like at least 3”

Uwubuntu

So we do it ourselves

The name. Sounds dumb.

When search engines stop being shit, I will.

He can deadlift without bending down

Just your standard mutie, got it

Never skip abdomen day

Especially if you stuff pennies down the barrel

Machine should have a “blow” vent above a “suck” vent with a drip tray that drains away. Any air that passes in close contact with the heating element would be sterilized.

You must become the bacon you wish to see in the world

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

It’s too late, the monkeys paw has spoken

I know an arborist (he cuts down trees) and as a joke, each year I get him a charity donation certificate for trees planted in his name.

Well no. By definition it had Venus-like life.

Magnetron: yes it’s extraordinarily dangerous to everyone. It’s more a case of hook it up to a carr battery, turn it on, and run away forever.

Gas mask: https://zamonthly.org/2020/04/17/diy-or-die-trying-soda-bottle-gas-mask/

PVC pipe comes in various sizes, and it’s a thermoplastic, so you can heat it up with a heat gun, deform it to a desired shape, then let it cool and it will remain in that shape (super interesting experiment is to then heat it up again and watch it reform to its original shape like a fucking T-1000)

But by cutting out shapes and deforming them with heat, you can make armour for your arms, legs, ribs, and neck, the places cops love to hit with their batons. It’s lightweight, cheap, and disposable.

I actually don’t have a website or any socials. Maybe I should start an online Zine like they used to back in the 90s.