Urethra Franklin
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Mmmm…pixelation.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit
11·2 years agoASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!
Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websitetoFacepalm@lemmy.world•Do they still make these posters?
2·2 years agoDunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.
Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar
2·2 years agoAlways glad to be of service.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something's fishy about religion...
3·2 years agoIf one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.
30·2 years agoThe larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...
2·2 years agoOEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police sayEnglish
3·2 years ago“Cool treats”
It’s not called Ice for nothin’…
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politics @lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster
10·2 years agoI swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!
3·2 years agoExcuse me?
If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings
3·2 years agoSave big money at My Nards!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!
5·2 years agoAlso, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
4·2 years agoI agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
1·2 years agoA/s/l?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish
4·2 years agoWhat about a EWE?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fake news, fake penis...
552·2 years agoDepends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?


S Tier, sir!