Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

This movie could have been an email.

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”

You’re darn tootin’!

The largest silverback takes a look at the written question.

“If hooman come with small bunch of banana from east and other hooman come with large banana bunch from west, who get the banana?”

He will not lead the pack today. He will need to come back better prepared if he wants to stand a chance to challenge again.

Wouldn’t it be great if this indirectly uncovered that Russia had Epstein dirt on Trump and some spectacular additional evidence came to light.

Replace him with AI.

“They’re Minnie Ears, Marie!”

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

In North Korea the United States, all media outlets are owned and controlled by the government, and all news content are produced and censored by the Korean Central News Agency Bias Monitor.

“So you don’t really know how this technology is valuable or applicable to any meaningful use case for UK government agencies, but you want money so that you can work that bit out?”

“Yep. I am currently asking for 100M pounds for a zero percent stake in the company.”

Worst Dragons Den episode ever.

Oh hotdog, you completo me.

They’ve done studies, you know. 30% of the time, it works every time.

The Country Under Not Trump party

ICE Gator-Raids

“Just do it”