I never thought about it like that, but that explains why I played through Borderlands 2 over and over again while doing chemo. Everything hurt but I could still mow down some baddies.

I have a cat named Scooter, too. Scooters of the world unite! If there’s treats involved.

Would that help?

I want to have two, named Fuck Around and Find Out. That is one serious face.

Do you believe in any gods? No? Then you’re still an atheist. Full stop.

I’m not respectful of others’ beliefs when they’re idiotic.