Um excuse me 🤓☝️ but I akshually cry in the shower after work please get your facts straight thank you

I would just assume you left me a lasagna when I delivered your mail

Imagine my anger realizing my free lunch isn’t cooked

I actually need to replace the catalytic converter on one of my cars, I wonder if they’ll think I stole it when I get rid of it

Nice try, NSA, I know those are your spy drones. You can’t fool me!

Retaliated against is a funny way to say killed

Well, it was under Umbridge so I’m sure she had 0 issues with Filch kicking the children and in fact found it hilariously delightful, even though that’s not what punting means in this context

69: “am I a joke to you?”

I give it a week before it’s locked behind Twitter Blue or some new subscription

Get rekt oversized oompa loompa

The catalyst for this shitty timeline we’re in

Dicks out, lads

With the amount of people that made their account with a fake DOB of like 1900 or something to get around mature content I’m sure they already see plenty of users that age lol

Honestly I don’t hate it, it started as genuine shitposts but evolved quickly into a larger scaled war that’s actually decently animated. I didn’t find it funny, but I am curious to where this story goes in the future.

This was my first time watching any of this, too.

This is not entirely accurate, business reply mail can be parcels as well. Brother and HP ink returns are 2 I can think of off the top of my head. So we see packages with those labels on there all the time. The company will pay the postage automatically through their account (if they’re large enough to do BRM they have an account) and just get the mail delivered. Honestly I don’t know of anyone at the PO that would say something about it, we’d just laugh like “well we’re getting paid for it regardless lol”

It was the Metris van, not the LLV. Thats how she was able to get it more than 55mph.

I’ve driven an LLV on the highway (had no choice on my old route) and even at 55 it’s terrifying. Everything rattles, the motor screams and the steering wheel is going all over the place.

Jobs a job man, just because it’s a shit company to work for doesn’t mean you should shame them for it. They’re just trying to pay their bills like everyone else

They creep me the fuck out. I know they’re harmless and beneficial to have but when I turn on my bathroom light and see one on the wall above my toilet I have to get rid of it. They’re literally the only bug that freaks me out, even roaches aren’t that bad to me.

I’d love to get my hands on even a decent condition 1st gen iPod, but people want insane amounts for them now. Even my 5.5 gen was more than i wanted to pay but nearly mint.

Dankpods has entered the chat