Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

I like my dhv microdosed and my edibles macrodosed

It’s coming. I called it right after he called sub/pedo guy thing, I’m telling you it’s coming

A little brown banana doesn’t sound so bad

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Rip

Very on script for an addict

Any chance we can just switch to poles?

ETA: in spirit of full disclosure I am a paid ambassador for big pole

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

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Putin is gonna be so pissed at her

So that’s the guy Vance was allegedly fucking?

I honestly can’t keep all the subplots straight on this newest season of Politics. Way too absurd to buy

So if I’m doing the math right… that’s 3 total moons:

Moon

Mini moon 1

The second mini moon

Science is fun.

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Trump invented crypto?

🌏🔫

I’m a giant faucet, California 😏

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border