Fuck the cops! I’m so sorry.

Omigod.

He kept talking on the phone before the date about how short he was. I assured him it was ok. He really was very short in person but I’m not bothered by that kind of thing, but the way he kept talking about how he was shorter than me (and I’m short) through the whole date just made it so pointless and self centered. When he asked me out again I said I had met someone else and it was getting serious just to avoid going through that again. He didn’t attempt to get to know me at all, so what was the point?

That was really nice of you though.

I’d also take older kids.

Love those!

I recently bought a new car and I’m so glad that even though it’s very modern it doesn’t have a screen.

Vegan buffalo chik’n wings. They’re really good!

Wish I had someone who wanted to do foster parenting with me.

I bus to work, it takes only five minutes more than me driving, and is only five dollars a day, and I get to read or listen to podcasts or whatever and not think about traffic or bad drivers. The only downside is obnoxious passengers on occasion and people who smell bad. I don’t love driving at all.

God bless Dolly.

The shopping! You can’t beat prices at a department store on clothing on a long weekend with a coupon for 25% off everything. I don’t bother clothes shopping in Canada at all, I save my US cash and go on Black Saturday, where the prices are pretty much as good as Black Friday and not as crazy, or on Memorial Day weekend and come away with reams of clothes and shoes for under 500 dollars. And somehow they always have your size,unlike Canadian stores which tend to be picked over as hell, and I’ve never had to have pants shortened from the US. I like clothes shopping a whole lot.

The vegan Buffalo chikn wings.

Yes!

He fucked a couch.

The pox can mean a few things now though.

I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.