He’s much better at communicating and dealing with the present day republican tactics than most in the party, but we know that, at heart, they all have corporate greed as their master.

What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.

The first two are the most definite reason I’ve killed a lot of plants.

A friend came over and nearly screamed “you should be watering these every 2 WEEKS NOT 2 DAYS!!”.

But what do you mean that 5m from a window is “too dark”? I can see fine…

Pff.

Just caption an Airbus. Assuming you’re in flight, you just need the buttons to engage cat III auto landing, make wings bigger, make wheels stick out, and brakes after you land.

Whoosh

What OS is this? Don’t recognise that daemon, nor a tool called ance, but I can get behind the chown alias.

You were right, this is so much fun!

Fake timer.

Piano players are not expected to carry their piano. Cellists be dragging that thing through a crowded subway train :(

Aww, the other dude just downvoted but didn’t reply, what a shame. It looked like the trolling would go on for a bit longer.

Go fuck yourself!

Doom is hard, dont judge.

Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.

Checks out

Can you ask for the Police chief data?

Oh I remember when GRRM used to write GoT. Those were the days.

. * cries in cello *

True. Or just grab the fork and pick up something, no words even needed.

If a waiter’s coming around to clear the table, usually it’s because people at the table are giving indications that they’re done - nobody’s eating anymore, cutlery is set parallel in the “finished” (4-10) position, etc.

I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

If you add mine, they should consider a larger ship.

“Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”