Man, the NSA a gonna be pissed!

Sorry exciting, not ex outing- I fully support lgtbq+…. Unless there is an Lgtbq+ country with oil…. Then I fully support bringing them “Freedom”

Are they free range and organic? Cause honestly these lizard people are all kinda dicks, so I don’t want to get them the good stuff.

I have an exciting program you can join if you want to go to a third world country for some regime change

Yea I tried that, software uses a lot of low level drivers. Annoying that they used to have a Linux version but dropped it,.

Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs

I dunno, he’s kinda hot

Or because my fucking laser burner software dropped Linux support and it doesn’t run on wine so I have to use this damn giant piece of shit OS (or at least keep it around for dual boot)

Deal! Hey, you ever thought about the prime minister of Malaysia at all? I had this Zoolander guy lined up but he flaked on me

I dunno, how much you asking? And will it give me leverage over the leadership of a 3rd world country?

Oh man, this brings back so many memories. Some of those aren’t even mine!

Aww man, thanks! It’s good to get recognition around…. Wait

You should edit that to “If I had a pancake …”.

See, here’s where your wrong. All those “Mar a lago face” people? Those actually ARE lizard people in human skins. And those human skins are surprisingly affordable

Head absolutely right. Right Wing people should not have the right to vote. Or breed. Or affect education in any way. Honestly they should be required by law to fuck off.

Let’s take everything we learned over the years about making kick-ass controllers and forget all of that and make a shitty one instead!

Wait helldivers 2 has mods and player run servers???

Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into

I mean to be honest, the non pretending to be a chatbot me also doesn’t understand shit.

The U1 is amazing by the way