Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo
Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Wow so many demands… wait let me write it down…
Jesus babe, can’t we just play mario kart today?
Well it looks like if I put a tiny mars rover on your right boob and guide it toward the nipple - it would look like (from the rover perspective) it was entering the colloseum from a side entry.
Those white sheets.
What detergent do you use?
My god, my kitchen’s awesome!