I myself have been known to pound cake

GLaDOS fucked Eve from Wall-E and left you with the baby and an incubator

I believe you will find that what is pictured here is, in fact, a Pac-Man planet

iambic heptameter ass route

At least now he’s one of the good ones

Passed the sportsball team bus and no hams were pressed

I know an average dick joke but it’s mean

If I’m being honest I only handled it the way I did because I fell for another cruddy marketing scenario when I was younger

And that gun could turn into a bazooka and later on that bazooka could turn into a Dracula

I too would like to know this

The sound you here is me playing the worlds stupidest violin

You usedta could piece together a McGangbang with $2 and a dream

Yeah well yr mom says ur wrong abt her ability to choke down fat hawg 24/7

She will make a tidy profit when the broccoli cuts start balding

Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

Pretty dumb god if he doesn’t even look at oil prices before saying this

Here’s my cutco success story I walked the fuck out of their recruitment session when I realized it wasn’t a normal ass job interview

Many of my friends are organizing everything from mutual aid, protection of the targeted, and have expressed a willingness to die for the best values we were taught, if it comes to that. People like that are one good thing about America. Each of us can contribute in our own way, and many are quietly doing so. I don’t have a crystal ball to predict the future but good people fearlessly doing what is right feeds my soul.

This headline isn’t very accurate. For one thing he’s not much of a Christian.

You know, I’ve never been un-lazy enough to look it up