https://youtu.be/1rS8fFbW57o?si=G3QkiY8p41RqnPLx

John Nintendo, founder and CEO?

It’s The Death of Superman all over again.

I don’t get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

He basically said the same thing, but somehow in a more succinct and elegant fashion by comparison? Which is reeeeaaaallllyy stretching when it comes to what Steve said, because it was absolutely idiotic.

I can’t imagine Janeway not at least trying to field commission him.

Cries in Ensign Kim

Seriously, it’s like everytime you have a jet ski party and someone has to go to the hospital, suddenly the news is saying he got shot. It’s like ‘ugggh’, right?

Black-ass mama . . . white-ass daddy . . .

I’m sure it’s fine. It’s not like there’s an idiot who makes stupid, whimsical decisions in charge.

Do I see a bare foot on the table?

Right, but if you’re paying x for y amount of work, then once y is complete and you expect y to increase, does x increase as well?

So it’s an albino cockroach that exudes overwhelming sex pheromones?

Oh, to have been a gay, African migrant worker/footballer that day.

I mean, he’s such a fucking idiot, I wouldn’t put it past him to suggest it.

Because he’s a pussy, and they wouldn’t let him carry his rifle on stage to shoot people in ‘self-defense’.

You can look to Leonard Leo as one source of said list.

Well, don’t you look at me like that, Wesley. You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.