HELL YEAH BOOTYTIME.

What Is it?

I lost myself. I married someone who slowly whittled me down to nothing over ten years.

I am divorcing him. It’s been five months since I just didn’t go home. It’s been really hard, hardest thing I’ve ever done, but I’m coming back to life slowly.

I can’t wait to see who I become.

So fucking hot.

Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

I KNEW that thread would keep them busy for a bit!

I love this. So true. I hope OP can take this to heart.

Why do we do this shit to each other?

The saddest thing is that it’s usually an attempt to feel better than someone else, not by lifting yourself up but by pushing others down.

Lake titicaca!

I mean, you still look bad ass, but your beard is definitely doing the heavy lifting. That and your annoyance with this inexcusable bait-and-switch.

I am frighteningly okay with this?

Gotcha. People are so strange. You were very kind to put the spoiler tag.

Damn straight I hit that spoiler… So glad I don’t regret it.

Mushroom ketchup and dust! Townsend’s Mushroom Ketchup

Wow. How sad. I never considered the difference between urban and rural poverty… I have some experience with the former but not really the latter. Thank you for the insight.

I am cautiously curious… Do I want to know more about this weird shit?

Ugh. And my upvote took it to 69… Not nice.

I wonder if this will give the Joker another boner.

Me too! Divorcing my abusive husband. So happy to never hear his voice!

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

Looking forward to this series! Thank you!