Now now… that’s assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

“Cancel button does not reset your toast back to bread.”

“Saving” all that money… then forking out 9.5 million on yearly executive bonuses…

I am so bad at thinking of things to tell people to get me. But this year everyone is chipping in a little bit and getting me a cheap build your own bass guitar kit. It’s going to sound terrible but hey… at least might be a bit fun.

Thanks! I of course can search myself. Found one place reviews very well but closes at 8… don’t know why I find that odd. Maybe no one wants noddles after 8.

Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…

TV too high.

Not in the position you’ll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.

Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!