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Cake day: January 5th, 2025

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  • Googledotcom@lemm.eeto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonehoot rule
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    3 hours ago

    It is a technique worth ten thousand milion dollars by providing poor countries with much needed respite from dangers of immediate dehydration which can obviously prove fatal to any naturally born human being from planet Earth.

    Bro I am really thinking whether I am trans or not right now, ask me like a bit later I am having a thought process running in the background, resource hog


  • Googledotcom@lemm.eetotumblr@lemmy.worldBUT THE CHILDREN
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    3 hours ago

    Still, enjoying not having ugly masculine fucking face so I am gonna keep it that way for sure

    brr imagine looking like some fucking uncle or other used car salesman, how these people can look in the mirror at their balding heads, skin looking like surface of some chemistry experiment gone wrong or ancient Egyptian parchment.

    Kill me when I am still relatively young - even better

    But all in all I think I would slightly prefer to be some queen Elizabeth the second 99 year old, slightly. Both is just crap in different ways.

    Imagine how tits must look like at that age, jesus christ. My morning scrambled eggs are probably more firm and I barely heat them up.

    At some point you prolly tripping over them when getting out of bed and you need to roll them up and tie into a bundle.




  • Googledotcom@lemm.eeto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonehoot rule
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    4 hours ago

    Jesus christ you need to up your game

    I can give perfectly confident and assured answer to any topic in a split second, though I don’t vouch for it aligning with your encyclopaedia of choice.

    Solely because I was on Reddit for a couple of years