Sarcasm aside, it’s unprecedented (and/or unpresidential) for one clown to be charged in criminal proceedings in four different venues and not be held in jail.

The man has multiple passports and owns a private jet. It’s fair to say he’s a flight risk.

Oh. Trump had someone photoshop something.

I thought Trump was referring the ketchup stains that he leaves everywhere from throwing plates when he’s cranky.

“Deadlock” is the excuse that your party makes when they only pass laws for billionaires.

Let’s give this a more reasonable title: “Stephen Miller Launches Advertising Campaign / Fundraiser Using Meritless Lawsuit”

Good news: here in Newport, WA, our hospital has re-opened the birthing center, and a second clinic is under construction. I assume a lot of the patients that we’ll get will be from Idaho’s Boundary and Bonner counties.

The real question is, why is a supposed billionaire begging for donations?

The man lies about everything, everywhere, all at once.

Now I’m off to the supermarket to get celebratory ice cream for the latest round of indictments that dropped today.

Speaking as a resident in her district, Cathy is a sock puppet for her donors. She’s been well paid and will spout the script that her owners/lobbyists have provided for her. I’d be surprised if Cathy has personally filled up a gas tank in the last 10 years. She’s a reliable tool for the billionaires.

Fuck her, in the neck, with a spork.