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What’s bothering me is not really that it’s upside down.

IT’S THAT IT’S CROOKED

I love my silicon at 3090ºC. You can sip it and enjoy it with some cheese on the side.

It really doesn’t get better than a fighter jet with a “naruto-style running” stance.

To be fair, the Tornado is just so pretty. You don’t need to be autistic to appreciate some Tornadussy

All jokes aside, look at how nice the drawing is, damn

I took this in 2018!

Absolutely stunning. This view is from the “Accademia” bridge in Venice, and in the background you can see the “Saint Mary of Health” church, which is right before the “Punta della Dogana” (the old customs buildings). It still looks exactly the same as it looked in this painting (minus all those beautiful boats, sadly).

That’s super interesting! I’m not versed enough though, do you have like a tutorial you recommend or should I just Google it?

I love Firefox, but I can’t shake the feeling that it is slower on YouTube. My tinfoil hat theory is that Google somehow throttles YouTube on Firefox.

That’s one jucy plate of bread, green beans, lettuce with cum, and diarrhea. Accompanied by a glass of piss.

Always has been a slur. It’s an extremely rude word to use.

Pippin with tits

Hmm, interesting

I literally don’t get it. I just don’t. Where do people do that? Online somewhere? On TikTok? Help

Wait, is that an MP40?

I guess it’s for the pressure difference? If you have your mouth open, your lungs expand and contract together with the pressure difference because of the explosion.

So, quick update. I’ve gotten a cheap “diffuser” to put in front of the built-in flash (this one), and I’ve gone outside when it’s dark with some garden lamps around using my EF-S 24mm f/2.8 (so I can see with this aperture how it looks).

Well, first of all I’ve found out that man, flash photography is not intuitive, at least for me. I still don’t understand how to expose the pictures, especially with ETTL which, for my understanding, does exposure “automatically”, because all my pictures just look the same, with dark background and subject well lit.

I’ve read how, with this kind of photography, changing ISO, shutter speed, and aperture is supposed to change the exposure of the background, NOT the subject (which supposedly is handled by the camera+flash). Yet, I must be doing something wrong because the background is so dim every time.

If you have any tips that could help me out I would greatly appreciate it.

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Yeah sorry, I completely forgot to address that issue: I can’t really spot the location beforehand because it will be prepared and set up on the day of the event. I know geographically how it is though: it’s a quite large garden (for my European standards) of a old house. It will have a different layout than the picture (food stands instead of tables in this case).

It does have some fixed lamps around the margins, but the main lighting will be provided by the guy setting up the whole thing. I have a sample photo of what it should look like (sorry for the bad quality, it’s just a screenshot I was sent).