Well… He does have an island of his own, doesn’t he?
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Hasherm0n@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 2011 09 08
5·15 days agoBack when I was in college I took a computer engineering class around 2010 I think with a professor who had done CPU design at one of the big chip manufacturers. He had a story about how no human knows how they work anymore because they’ll do the designs, then feed them through some optimization algorithm thing before the fabrication. Then when they would evaluate the chip they’d find that it was behaving in completely unexpected ways due to the optimization finding crazy efficient but unintuitive (to a human) ways of performing different operations.
I wish I could remember the details of what he talked about better, but that was a long time ago.
Your comment made me curious, so I tracked it down. The “comic” was used with an article on differential privacy written by a publication called “ad exchanger” and the ad symbol on the outfit is their logo.
Hasherm0n@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Americans are paying more than ever for cars. Cheap models are disappearing
3·17 days agoMy last car was a civic si. It was a great car.
There it is. I knew this meme looked wrong.
If you’re not already familiar, the owner of the DNA lounge is Jamie Zawinski.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Zawinski
He is best known for his role in the creation of Netscape Navigator, Netscape Mail, Lucid Emacs, Mozilla.org, and XScreenSaver. He is also the proprietor of DNA Lounge, a nightclub and live music venue in San Francisco.
Rubber (2010) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/
I had to look it up too.
Hasherm0n@lemmy.worldto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 yearsEnglish
14·1 month agoSo that’s what people mean when they say “kill them with kindness.”
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Strengthen your arguments with compelling programming book covers
14·2 months agoDoesn’t have my favorite classic, I’ll have to add it later.

One of the requirements for bourbon is the mash must be at least 51% corn.
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Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Capitalism is when you most efficient allocation of scarce resources
17·2 months agoA long time ago I worked at one of the big office supply stores and this was “true” back then too. The caveat was that the ink that came in the printer was usually only half full. The printers themselves were sold at a loss and the companies made their money on selling the ink.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Deathmatch. Who's... uh, "walking" away?
4·2 months agoIt’s simply because it would have been unfair and uninteresting otherwise.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
9·2 months agoThere are a couple that come to mind.
Definitely the worst, a C# .net mvc application with multiple controllers that were 10s of thousands of lines long. I ran sonarqube on this at one point and it reported over 70% code duplication.
This code base actively ignored features in the framework that would have made things easier and instead opted to do things in ways that were both worse, and harder to do. For example, all SQL queries were done using antiquated methods that, as an added benefit, also made them all injectable.
Reading the code itself was like looking at old school PHP, but c#. I know that statement probably doesn’t make sense, but neither did the code.
Lastly, there was no auth on any of the endpoints. None. There was a login, but you could supply whatever data you wanted on any call and the system would just accept it.
At the time I was running an internal penetration test team and this app was from a recent acquisition. After two weeks I had to tell my team to stop testing so we could just write up what we had already and schedule another test a couple months down the line.
Hasherm0n@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
3·2 months agoI once saw an application that would encrypt (not hash, encrypt) passwords but then when a user was logging in, they’d encrypt the password candidate and then compare the cipher texts to see if they were the same. This was using 3des, so no IV.
I just recently joined a company that offers two options for operating systems, Mac or Linux. Windows is explicitly not allowed. Seeing that in my onboarding paperwork was like walking into a warm sunny meadow.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•CIA tracing those IPv44 addresses
24·3 months agoThere’s a great interview somewhere with the writers of one of these shows talking about how they knew this was shit and they had unofficial competitions with other shows to constantly one up each other on the stupidity.
I absolutely loved how epic rap battles of history handled Michael Bay. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wYtG7aQTHA&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
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Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•OWASP Highlights Supply Chain Risks in New Top 10English
2·3 months agoIt’s for sure becoming a huge topic. And now companies are wanting to add llm agents integrated more tightly into development workflows and build processes.
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Meshtastic@mander.xyz•Today we made contact with San Luis Obispo, from the bay area
8·3 months agoI’m not really familiar with meshtastic, but this caught my eye on all because I live in SLO county. Looks really cool. I’ll have to dig deeper.






But “the left is so violent!” Is all I ever keep hearing from rightwingers I know. Meanwhile examples of political violence from the right is always “oh that’s just an isolated incident.”