The Irish wish they were McHung like that.
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This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.English3·8 hours agoWhat does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.English5·8 hours agoDoesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.
This description just turned me on.
I would do this. This. I would do.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clueEnglish2·3 days agoI kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Many people instantly know what THIS is. Others don't have a clueEnglish5·3 days agoIt’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Europe@feddit.org•Israel condemns black partition walls around its pavilions at Paris Air ShowEnglish48·4 days agoWe were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump may launch Trump-branded mobile phone and a wireless service that could compete with the likes of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile.English67·4 days ago“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”
This is a woman I could appreciate.
And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todaytoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life'English1·4 days agoBut we have our freedom and that’s enough for real Americans, not those selfish sons of bitches that want a strong beautiful military and fresh healthy food. /s
The /s is unfortunately very necessary now a days.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: There is a demon named "Leonard". He's a three-horned goat in charge of orgies.English5·5 days agoIs that where we get horny goat weed?
If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.ml•Iran Says Air Defenses Down 2 Israeli Warplanes, Female Pilot CapturedEnglish61·5 days agoBoth sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.
Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.
Call 1-877-447-4487
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish13·5 days agoFor the bee
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish8·5 days agoBeelionaire
Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?