We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

This is a woman I could appreciate.

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

Is that where we get horny goat weed?

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.

Call 1-877-447-4487

For the bee

Beelionaire

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

I think he’s grokking.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.

Clev-AH

Praise be to Urkle!

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Egg.

All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.