Coming up on 20 years since my wife and I met, which we celebrate as our anniversary. The last few years have been rough on our sex life, but she surprised me when she was pregnant and the hormones kicked in about 19 months ago. Since then I’ve been wanting to step it up.

Had a few drinks after she went to bed and decided to buy some Christmas presents for us. Ended up going a bit crazy especially with a 40% off sale somewhere and dropped almost $400. Got all kinds of things for her, me, and both of us.

Then I got motivated and invented a card game where each week will give us a specific direction, including some old favorites and some things we’ve only just started, like pegging. Had so much fun making it that I jacked off every day for a week. Can’t wait for Christmas so I can try out all the new toys!

Fuck that’s hot

At this point you’re the only reason I visit lemmy.

I believe tgs movie was called “speed”

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