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Dougdoug…

You guys in these comments should all buy light dimming stickers

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King Burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement ‘This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.’ Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he’s rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn’t removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three Minutes later at 11:50, Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK’s ‘Tell Us About Us’ online form. The foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said ‘Oh, I know who that is. He’s getting fired.’ Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Send this shit to gordon

Good thing I’m on vacation for the next week and have my PC turned off. Remind me to update on Saturday

Until I find the Reddit post with the comment that has the reply “thanks bro” and the parent comment says “this comment was mass edited with redact.dev”

Sunbeam Radiant control toasters sell working used on ebay for $100-200

You can buy them not working for under $50

90% of the not working ones can be fixed by adjusting tension

He will always be known to me as the toaster guy that taught me how to make a quick $100

I loved that for horror games, you can hear the quiet cues without getting deafened by jump scares

The movies are made to be played on fancy, calibrated, Dolby atmos speakers in the theater and when you play at home, they don’t compensate for it. Ideally they would make 2 versions, one for theaters and one for homes

If I say I had a good edge, it’s like saying I had a good wank. Look at the image and replace all instances of edge with wank

Edging, look it up on urban dictionary.

Reminds me of this lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gog-jfxnKAo

My chemistry teacher writes Cl (chlorine) as C(whatever symbol you used) so that we don’t think it’s Carbon and Iodine

Makes me think of Tom Scott, you could probably make a movie out of him and that red shirt (or grey jacket)

And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more

And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

Open Source the firmware and I’ll get it.

Signed, the GNU/Linux users