I was the A student then next year I was the F student

A bit late to the party

Pee is what, 99% water? I’ve just been wasting it this whole time!

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

Absolutely, thank God I don’t live in America cause the politics seem crazy over there.

I lasted 4 hours trying to cum

I’ve tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated

I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it’s just more fun to pee in the sink. Also sitting down risks masturbating unfortunately.

Pretty low actually

That wastes too much water. I just pee into the dishwasher

I went to the link and it wasn’t fake! I’ve got a free iPhone coming to my house as we speak.

So pretty

Oh my God those 2 are significantly worse

Yes please!

Hmmm yes. Would that mean you’re attracted to other peoples feet or attracted to your own sexual feet stuff 🤔

I found it on the wiki pages for phantom pain, what’s this about food fetishes though?

/s, right?

Oh yeah lol ew

I was disappointed when I realised there was no genitals 😥

Until the phantom pain comes along (it’s a real thing! Wikipedia)