Tbf I hope I’m still doing it when I’m grandma’s age.

My freezer is tiny, only enough for some frozen veg. I don’t wanna take up space with bread.

For the lazy: Why do women seem to be more attracted to me as soon as I’m getting attention from other girls its like they know somehow

Counterpoint: Don’t have children

I haven’t seen it in my area. I very rarely eat bread, but now and then I just want a couple slices.

What could go wrong?!

“Yeah, I’m a pretty low key person and a bit of a homebody.”

Read as: “I am so terrified by the immense abuse I have suffered that I am barely capable of even the most basic social skills and have a panic attack every time I leave the house.”

I’ve needed FBI background checks for nearly every job I’ve ever had. If I need a background check to work in an elementary school, why don’t these people need it to handle our nation’s secrets?

Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.

A half loaf of bread, please.

Based

Many hugs friend. I remember the immense feelings of disgust, confusion, and frustration when I started bleeding at 10 years old and began developing breasts. I didn’t want any of that. It felt so unnatural. I suffered a lot of health problems from hitting puberty so early, and ironically puberty blockers would have been an effective treatment but they either didn’t exist or simply weren’t offered back in those days.

I’ve been focusing hard on my job, and received feedback from a C Suite Exec this week that he is impressed with my professionalism and interpersonal abilities, especially when meeting with other execs or company lawyers. He even has started coming directly to me because, quote, “Shit gets done when you’re involved.” This is huge to me because I’m impossibly awkward in social circles and mostly a shut-in neckbeard, but somehow it works for me at my job.

I also received recognition in the form of a beautiful glass plaque from the CEO this year, and it feels amazing.

I crawled my way up from homelessness to stability and now I’m rocking it at my job. Feels good man.

I know it’s a bit taboo and perhaps unwise to put so much emphasis on your job, but it’s what brings me happiness because I’ve struggled and fought to get to where I am now. My success has afforded me a comfortable upper-middle-class life and I’m still kind of shocked that it all came to fruition. Went from sleeping under the underpass to a penthouse condo in less than two decades.

Fuck yeah, the zoo is awesome. Thanks for the neat pics.

This is the way.

A rat hitting a bong under the full moon?

Facebook Dating is unironically miles beyond any other free dating service. That and Buy Nothing keeps me using the site.

I do believe that was the joke.

Regent Cid Fabool IX

Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!