Atomic Blonde

And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.

Not everything requires a paper-trail.

Still one of the sexiest planes in existence. I’m hating them being retired.

It’s SFW if you’re crossing the Equator?

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I doubt he cut you off - if you’ve ever driven an old Jeep, just hitting a pothole (and there are LOTS of 'em!), it’s an automatic lane-change!

I look at it as a game at this point - bonus points when you can look away from the road for 0.3 seconds while white-knuckled hands on the steering-wheel…and see the fear in the other driver’s eyes.

I love my Jeep…you actually have to DRIVE IT WHILE FULLY FOCUSED versus playing with your phone!

I’m going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job…just like the rest of us.

Go on…you have my attention…

I’ll probably get beat up a bit over this, but I can’t seem to get away from Fallout76. My buddy and I (several hundred miles away) have yet to find a suitable replacement, so we just keep trudging along.

But in my defense, I have finished all of the others (multiple ways) - Fallout3 was my first introduction to the series.

+1 to New Vegas though (if only it were multi-player)!

That’s just the lid…usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I’m in the U.S.

I’m almost positive that’s a Dalmation.

Scooby-Doo would a word with you…he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn’t make him, or his relatives “disgusting”!

Ah…thank you! Now we’re in the spirit!

I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D

There’s three of us!

I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It’s damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I’ve never heard before. They were from the “Automobile Collision” Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money…let’s do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain…final one was their lawyer - that’s where the call dropped. Suffice it to say…I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y’all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter…in Nevada. “Business is a bit slow…and I can’t go to the zoo no more.” Kept them on the line for 44 minutes…almost beat my record.

I have yet to meet a dog that doesn’t like Bully Sticks. For the uninitiated, I’d hesitate to look up what they are - you’ve been warned!

There’s TWO of us out there!!!

I like you…your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don’t ever change!

But…but…if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you’re sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)