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What is leftover beer?

She was trained by Randy Johnson

I don’t think that’s what passive means

By that logic, your mom is pizza

Wow that’s crazy! I also dont know anyone who has shit my pants!

Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap

I’ve had some luck doing it in the blender

masturbation

Ferdaaaa

It’s like meowschwitz in here

Only 1 per day? I think that would make the hand one of the safer things on Earth

how the fuck you spell it right in the meme but not your own title?

Did she shoot you?

The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.

A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?

I wonderv what airlines are gonna say about that battery

The all of it

This is so meta. Gallagher has to know we exist

“unprecedented”

What an absolute clown