It’d be like Pain and Gain. Throughout the move they would have to keep reminding the audience that it’s based on true events.

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

Mid-term goal is to have a base near the moon to use as a staging point for interplanetary trips.

Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?

I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.

Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.

didn’t watch anime in that time tho

You poor soul. How did you survive? Can you teach us your ways?

John Stewart highlighted a few:

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ?si=SVPAYoLalT4XVPn_

“allegedly”

Better?

They are now. They weren’t always.

Armored Core and Rachet and Clank.

The only reasons we have a PS5 in this house.

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

Step 1) Be Attractive.

Step 2) Don’t be Unattractive.

(Attractiveness is subjective)

The analogy I always liked was:

Success is like a carnival dart game.

If you’re poor you probably don’t even get a chance to play. Maybe once with some help from friends and family. But even then, the odds are still not good.

If you’re middle class you can afford a throw or two, significantly increasing the odds of success.

If you’re rich you can afford to throw as many darts as you want until you succeed.

In the show Arrested Development, where the quote referenced in XKCD originated, a character looses their hand to a seal that is set loose (a loose seal).

It’s tenuous at best.

How they see you:

And you know what, that’s $8 well spent.

My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.

They have to get through Michael Jordan seasons first.

Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.

Activated Almonds, I’m sure.