It’s really nice but the ear bothers me a bit tbh

Congratulations on being the winner of this morning’s crop of Orange mugshot memes x

Yeah same tbh

I Will never fucking tire of this meme concept. It’s one of if not the most complicated templates of all time and I’m here for all of it x

If I were a rich man I’d buy one from John Lewis 100% Egyptian cotton multi stripe towel / bath sheet 140 x 90

Oxford street is fucked man. Sadiq Kahn had a plan to pedestrianise it iirc but whatever relevant (posh) local council drummed up enough support to prevent it. Shame as it probably would have rejuvenated the area. Remains the most polluted street in Europe I assume. What a mess. Electric busses when? Tram when? Literally any update to existing decaying infrastructure fucking hell. One star would not visit unless absolute emergency and had to buy towel from Debenhams.

This meme causes internal pain and rectal bleeding

Would have you for breakfast any time of day x

Thanks glad you picked it up I almost tripped over it at the bottom of the page

Great boob, whoever the model is